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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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