Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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david what a baghead

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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