How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Women's rights...

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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