Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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This is not a joke.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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