- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A cat playing laser tag.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

say cheese

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A man... walks.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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