Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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a woman votes!

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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