- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Weed.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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