Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Safe sex MR

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

lol

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

I love pissing people off :P

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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