A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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