What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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It says so on your cap.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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purple pickles

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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