What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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69 :)

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Weed.

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pee

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pudding

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Anti Joke

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