man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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SEX

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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