- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Where do you live? In a house

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

A man... walks.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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