whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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GONNA

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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