What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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