- Anti Joke

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.