Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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drugs.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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