- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Justin Bieber

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Guess what? I like trains.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What's funnier than 24? 25

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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