I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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