- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What swims in the ocean? Fish

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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