Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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I <3 Hitler

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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