Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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