whats 69+2? 71

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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WHAT????

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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