Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Cheese stick

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Anti Joke

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