- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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