What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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bryden is a faggot

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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