What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What's up brah brah

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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