- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

The Christian Bible.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Fart

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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