What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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