How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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nipple

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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