Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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