How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Adele walks into the stables

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

i have to pee out my ass.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

this is not a joke. jks

Knock, Knock ...

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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