I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

How much Is a free app on my market?

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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