The jets are a good team..

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woman's rights

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Basically copying you.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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