After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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