- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Grammer is very important

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Gangnam style

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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