Get in the car.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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im a dragon, no im not

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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