Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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