- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

knock knock

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

rishi is gay (coventry england)

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Cripples are lame.

Your grandma's cookies.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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