- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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