Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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