Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

This is not a joke or is it

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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