- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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