If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What's big and white?

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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