How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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