Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Thumbs this up

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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