how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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