How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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