What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Bumsniffer

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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