- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Romans rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Dylan is gay

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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