- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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