What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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